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10 Hottest Wives in Sports History
April 26, 2010
So even though I’ve been a strong advocator of leaving Tiger Woods’ private life out of the news and everybody just leaving Tiger alone, I’ll admit ever since the girls he had affairs with started going public, its been really bothering me, and not because of the whole sanctity of marriage crap, if his wife Elin Nordrgren can get over it so can I. The thing that’s really been irritating me, is that Tiger cheated with at least a dozen women, and I don’t think any of them was hotter than what he had back home. Don’t believe me, compare the picture of Elin with Mindy Lawton, a Perkins waitress Tiger got caught cheating with, who’d you wanna teach to putt? I mean if you’re gonna cheat, you owe it the other 3 billion men on the planet who want to be you to at least cheat with someone hotter than your wife. With that in mind, I put my irritation to good use and came up with this list of the hottest 10 wives in sports history. Represented are Hollywood actresses, Victoria Secret Models, singers, dancers, and even one showgirl, and all of them are still married to their man to this day. If any of the men on this list are reading this, please if you’re gonna cheat on your smoke-show wife, do it with someone comparable to the women on this list. Remember, all the couples on this list are currently married, or else Gabrielle Union would have made it too. This is all based on my personal preferences, feel free to comment if you feel I missed someone or you have differing opinions.
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10 Candace Cameron, Married to: Valeri Bure Brother Pavel may have been the much better hockey player, but clearly Valeri didn’t do too bad for himself either, locking up D.J Tanner from Full House on June 22, 1996. |
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9 Janet Jones, Married to Wayne Gretzky The great one got his nickname not for his talent on the ice, but for his ability to get this model to say I do on July 17 1988 in a ceremony the Canadian press dubbed the "Royal Wedding". Old Wayne actually met Janet when he was a celebrity judge on Dance Fever. |
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8 Ashley Judd, Married to: Dario Franchitti This Hollywood superstar is married to Scottish former NASCAR racer and current IndyCar Series champion Dario Frachitti. You know you're hot when guys have a much easier time recognizing you than your racing champ husband. |
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7 Ingrid Vandebosch, Married to: Jeff Gordon NASCAR legend Jeff Gordon married Belgian supermodel Ingrid Vandebosch on November 7th, 2006, his second wife, with who he has one daughter and is expecting another. Sources tell us she’s a better driver than Jeff, even with the pregnancy belly. |
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6 Ilary Blasi, Married to: Francesco Totti Italian soccer superstar and Captain of A.S Roma, Francessco Totti married his wife Ilary Blasi, a former showgirl on June 19 2005. I bet you she makes his retirement (sure to happen in the next couple years) a whole lot of fun. |
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5 Adriana Sklenarikova, married to: Christian Karembeu This couple definitely have the two hardest last names to pronounce on this list. Doesn’t matter, with looks like that who cares if you have to write her name on your hand to remember it. To be fair, she does the same to remember his name. |
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4 Cheryl Tweedy, Married to: Ashley Cole Not to be outdone by that other English soccer star with the hot, singing wife, Ashley Cole of Chelsea got married to singer, songwriter Cheryl Tweedy on July 15 of 2006. This couple may have to be removed from the list soon however, as they announced they were separating on February 24th of this year. |
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3 Eva Longoria, Married to: Tony Parker One of the more famous couples on our list, Belgian born of French descent 27 year old NBA star Tony Parker married Desperate Housewife Eva Longoria on July 7 of 2007. There’s been allegations of Tony cheating already, lets hope it wasn’t with Tiger-quality women. |
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2 Adriana Lima, Married to: Marco Jaric Victoria Secret model with an ass that just don’t quit, married to a former Memphis Grizzlies player of Serbian descent who now plays basketball over in Europe. Good job locking down #2 Marco. |
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1 Gisele Bundchen, married to Tom Brady Tom Brady may have won 3 superbowls in 4 years, and hold the record for the fastest quarterback in NFL history to reach 100 TDs, and may hold the best win percentage of any active quarterback, rival QBs still would rather have his supermodel wife than his talents with the pigskin. |
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Honourable Mention: Victoria Beckham, Married to: David Beckham
After all the drama about whether her boobs were enhanced or not (they were, she lied, there's court
documents revealing the whole thing) and that whole weird fake tan, not to mention her husband hasn't
been good since '98, and he came to Toronto twice and sat on the bench both times in a suit, there
were just too many things stacked against posh spice this year, better luck next year.
-The Maniac